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The Pirate Planet
Doctor Who, episode 99 (16.2)

Last Modified: 10 Jun 2012 09:37:06

Tom Baker   IMDB   The Doctor
Mary Tamm   IMDB   Romana
DVD   Doctor Who DVD #099: The Pirate Planet

A killer queen, a space pirate and a robot parrot cause problems for the Doctor.
The tracer detects the second segment on the planet Calufrax. The TARDIS makes a bumpy landing, and The Doctor and Romana soon discover that they are not on Calufrax at all. They are in fact on Zanak, a planet that has been hollowed out and fitted with engines so that it can transmat through space and materialise around others - such as Calufrax - to plunder their mineral wealth, leaving them as shrunken husks held by gravitational forces in a 'trophy room'.

Ostensibly in charge is the Captain, whose body has been partially replaced with robotic parts following a near-fatal crash, but he is merely a puppet controlled by his nurse - a projection of Zanak's original ruler, the aged Queen Xanxia.

Xanxia is using time dams, powered by the forces generated in the trophy room, to keep her body alive until this new, younger form has stabilised. The Captain prepares Zanak to 'jump' again - this time with Earth as its target.

The Doctor attempts to thwart his plans, calling on the assistance of the Mentiads - a gestalt of telepaths amongst Zanak's indigenous population - to sabotage the engines.

The Captain rebels against the nurse, but she kills him. The nurse herself is then destroyed by one of the Zanak natives whom the Doctor, Romana and K9 have befriended.

The Doctor realises that the second segment comprises the whole of the planet Calufrax. He contrives to drop the compressed husks from the trophy room into a space-time vortex created by the TARDIS in the centre of Zanak, and is then able to pick up and convert the segment at his leisure.

By The Television Companion on 23 Oct 2003 21:50:32
Douglas Adams' first story for Doctor Who was written at exactly the same time as his first radio serial of The Hitch-Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy, the concept that would eventually bring him fame and fortune. It is perhaps not surprising therefore to find that the two have much in common.

The spectacular scientific gobbledegook that comes pouring from the mouths of The Doctor and Romana is a case in point, as is the incredible abundance of mind-blowing concepts vying for attention...

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